The Many Blessings That Our God Has Bestowed Upon The Male Population That We Can Be Justly Proud Of...

 1. We know stuff about tanks
 2. A 5-day trip requires only one suitcase
 3. We can open all our own jars
 4. We can go to the bathroom without a support group
 5. We don't have to learn to spell a new last name
 6. We can leave a motel bed unmade
 7. We can kill our own food
 8. We get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness
 9. Wedding plans take care of themselves
 10. If someone forgets to invite us to something they can still be our
 11. Underwear is $10 a three-pack
 12. If you are 34 and single nobody notices
 13. Everything on our faces stays the original color
 14. Three pair of shoes are more than enough
 15. We don't have to clean the house if the meter reader is coming
 16. Car mechanics tell us the truth
 17. We can sit quietly and watch a game with a friend for hours without
 thinking "He must be mad at me."
 18. Same work-more pay
 19. Gray hair and wrinkles only add character
 20. We can drop by and see a friend without having to bring a little  gift
 21. If another guy shows up at a party in the same outfit you just might
 become lifelong friends
 22. Your pals will never trap you with: "So, notice anything different?"
 23. We are not expected to know the names of more than 5 colors
 24. We almost never have a "strap problem" in public
 25. We are totally unable to see wrinkles in our clothes
 26. The same hairstyle lasts for years-maybe decades
 27. We don't have to shave below the neck
 28. A few belches are expected and tolerated
 29. Our belly usually hides our big hips
 30. One wallet, one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons
 31. We can do our nails with a pocketknife
 32. We have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache
 33. Christmas shopping can be accomplished for 25 people on the day before
 Christmas and in 45 minutes

Pretty cool the way the Lord works in mysterious ways sometimes, huh?

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