Rock and or Roll

Poking around in Caleb's underwear drawer I found this notebook with the lyrics for a song and all kinds of weird stuff about how the song relates to the Divine Order of Faithful Servants. If you can make sense of it and have an idea about how these lyrics fit us please email us at ...we're confused and in the dark on this one..Caleb said that these are the deepest lyrics of all time and not for those with thick skulls but only for the sensitive of spirit. We will post all the interpretations we receive on a  special page. Caleb mumbled something during breakfast about picking the best one and awarding some type of special prize but I am not sure what it will be, perhaps a special, annointed and blessed tube of Chapstick.

Hell, I even volunteered my most special possession, my Elvis Mardi Gras Beads but Caleb said that wasn't necessary. See my beads?

Every time I wear them some fat fellow with yellow skin begs me for them. Enough about that stuff. . . here is the song. Kenneth threw a fit when Caleb suggested this song as our official group theme song, he disagrees with Elton's wardrobe choices and isn't entirely sure Rock and Roll isn't Evil!


Music by Elton John

Lyrics by Bernie Taupin

Available on the album "Madman Across The Water"

Levon wears his war wound like a crown

He calls his child Jesus

'Cause he likes the name

And he sends him to the finest school in town


Levon, Levon likes his money

He makes a lot they say

Spend his days counting

In a garage by the motorway


He was born a pauper to a pawn on a Christmas day

When the New York Times said God is dead

And the war's begun

Alvin Tostig has a son today


And he shall be Levon

And he shall be a good man

And he shall be Levon

In tradition with the family plan

And he shall be Levon

And he shall be a good man

He shall be Levon


Levon sells cartoon balloons in town

His family business thrives

Jesus blows up balloons all day

Sits on the porch swing watching them fly


And Jesus, he wants to go to Venus

Leaving Levon far behind

Take a balloon and go sailing

While Levon, Levon slowly dies                 

Ok, Ok,,you get that? Mail what you think this means, what it speaks to you to us at