Army Rant!



I knew Isaac had some significant  rage towards the United States Army but I just had no idea how deep it went till he cracked one night and started yelling about it. I made him calm down and play a word association game with me and here are the results.

1. M-16's -  "Kill All That You Can Kill"
2. Latrine Duty - "Shower With Men"
3. Overseas Assignments - "Knock Up Foreign Broads"
4. Mess Hall - "All The Grits You Can Eat"
5. McDonald's - "Be A Flame Thrower, Not A Flame Broiler"
6. Battle Scars - "Purple Hearts = Free Beers At Hooters"
7. Platoon - "Whimsical And Human, Just Like M*A*S*H"
8. Microsoft - "Cubicles Are For Wusses"
9. Firefight - "Napalm Means Serious BBQ"
10. Basic Training - "Over 1,000,000 Sheared, Beaten, And Worked Into A Sub-Human Fury!"
11. P.T. - "Totally Beefcake and Proud of It"
12. AWOL - "Beat Up Sailors"
13. Shrinks - "We Won't Screw Your Mind Up As Bad As The Marines Will"
14. Americans - "Kicking Nazi Tail Since 1942"
15. Liberace - "Don't Ask, Don't Tell, Don't Accessorize"
16. Gulf War - "Risk Your Life for Freedoms No One Appreciates!"
17. Nuclear Warfare - "Play Doom For Real"
18. Obstacle Course - "Sure Beats Lurnin'!"
19. Weapons Qualifications - "Because Terminators Are Real"
20. Field Exercises - "Forget Nation-Building -- Let's Destroy One!"

Well, that was strange! Think it's nappy time for Isaac and his goat friend.

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