Learn to Prophesy with Neville!

One of the most important duties of Neville Asquith is that of taking the words of our beloved Lisa Swayzak and defining the true meanings thereof.


Neville starts out with several full chalices of essence of juniper, he claims it helps him concentrate on the task at hand. These chalices should be consumed no less than 10 minutes before the Dimpler  forecast and Lisa's sacred words. During the time of Lisa's channeling of the word of God, no one is permitted to speak or utter even the smallest sounds. Afterwards Neville requires more silence and more juniper essence before making an attempt to know what her utterances actually mean till the sacred interpretations flow like water from a cistern of wisdom.

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